Wednesday, February 08, 2006
BEAR MY CHEST

owWWWWWW I've been to the seaside,
I've walked along the Thames
I've listened to the wind blow
I've shown you my 'Best'
But nothing does it better
Nothing more 'Sublime'
than when I undo a little button
and show you what's mine
I will do a little growl,
And lick my randy paws
I will shuffle down my 'duffle'
and break our Human Laws
I said that nothing does it better
and I said I'd show you my 'Best'
So I'll do a little better
And BEAR YOU MY CHEST
BEAR YOU ME CHEST
BEAR
BEAR
BEAR
BEAR
BEAR YOU MY CHEST
BEAR
NOT BARE
BUT BEAR
BEAR
BEAR
BEAR YOU MY CHEST
Ruffle down me 'duffle'
AND BEAR YOU MY CHEST
Shuffle down me stuffle
AND BEAR YOU MY CHEST
Guffle up your muffle
AND BEAR YOU MY CHEST
Puffle up your Twattle
AND BEAR YOU MY CHEST
and then when it's Quiet
you'll hear in your ear
something scary behind you
something on the pier
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOWL!!!!!!!